It's Freezing Balls Adult Unisex TeeThe snowman is just saying what everyone is thinking. Three balls of snow standing in a field, fully committed to the cold. At least he is dressed for it. The Details: Features a vintage style painted snowman wearing a green vest, a green and blue striped scarf, and a green knit beanie with a white pom pom. The snowman has a warm smile and rosy cheeks. White text arcs above reading "It's Freezing" in bold uppercase, with "Balls" below in a large light

Classic vintage baseball jersey typography in a single-color green print with distressed texture

Didn't bite anyone

Some kids come with main-character energy from day one

and black ink on a yellow tee with a classic rubber-hose animation style

the tantrums are loud

Nobody told you about the part where you have not slept in three years and your car smells like goldfish crackers

The cycle never ends

It is not a phase

Weathered varsity texture throughout

White cursive script text reads "Snugglers" with a classic baseball tail swash underneath

Ultra-soft with a vintage texture

You did not have a baby